You've snatched all the Youzen titles
(Mikos, Koibito, Aisai, Tenshi, etc) on all official lists on the net. (I
am guilty here...)
You're working very
hard to grow/keep your hair long, smooth, soft, nice...
Having your hair dyed
blue isn't weird at all.
You keep your hair
dyed blue even if your school doesn't allow it.
You TELL them that's
your natural hair color!
You have a big white
dog called Koutenken
You simply have ANY
dog and it's still called Koutenken
You actually try
sitting on the dog!
Your dog can hide up
Your dog can fly
You keep a
three-tined fork with you all the time
The fork's called sansendou
You claim that the
FORK can turn REAL big and is a deadly weapon/paopei a particular
SOMEONE gave you.
Your hide your fork
where Youzen hides his sansendou. (And
if YOU know where he keeps it... TELL ME! O_O)
You've written a
YKYAOWYW.... and it's only part of the list of what you normally DO!
u go cosplaying as youzen
u dress up as youzen even if u're not cosplaying
u go to China and seeks for Konron mountain hoping u will find Youzen there
u proclaim u're a genius
u're a guy and u like dress up as a girl
u use ur 'sexy leg attack' on ppl